Ban the Weapon Considering all the people killed by drunk drivers, speeders, and texters, we should ban all private motor vehicles. Oh yes, they're also used by terrorists - one more reason to ban these deadly weapons.
Governor Bans Internet Video Conversations Wretched Gitmore, Governor of Myshowagain, has gotten even tougher on enforced social distancing during the current pandemic. Following protests over her previous executive orders requiring state residents to stay inside unless on essential business (not even going into your own yard), forbidding any and all “non-essential” travel (even to your own property), and having stores rope off “non-essential” items (such as seeds for food gardens), she has extended her bans on activities she considers risky. Now the governor has signed an order banning conversations conducted over the Internet. This includes platforms such as Facetime, Skype, and Zoom, as well as VOIP (Voice Over Internet Protocol) telephone service. During the news conference where the governor announced the new restrictions, a reporter questioned the logic of banning real-time communication which does not involve personal presence. “Aren’t these platforms safer than meeting f...
The Cut Off It was a cloudy Tuesday afternoon. Suzie Stafford (not her real name) had just pulled into the driveway of her Northern Virginia home after picking up her son from school. Her phone chimed, and she answered. It was her sister Jane in Idaho. “Hi, Sis. How are you?” As Suzie listened, her face dropped. “Oh my!” she said. “We’ll get out there as soon as we can.” She ended the call and pocketed the phone. Timmy watched his mother, wondering what made her sad. “Mom, what’s wrong?” “That was Aunt Janie. Grandma had to be taken to the hospital. They said she has only a few days left to live.” “We’re going out there?” “As soon as I can get the tickets. I’ll call the school to tell them you’ll be gone for a little while.” “Is Dad going, too?” “I think he will if he can get the time off.” Suzie got the tickets for her and Timmy. John’s boss said he could go out if it was a funeral, ...
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