Ban the Weapon Considering all the people killed by drunk drivers, speeders, and texters, we should ban all private motor vehicles. Oh yes, they're also used by terrorists - one more reason to ban these deadly weapons.
The Cut Off It was a cloudy Tuesday afternoon. Suzie Stafford (not her real name) had just pulled into the driveway of her Northern Virginia home after picking up her son from school. Her phone chimed, and she answered. It was her sister Jane in Idaho. “Hi, Sis. How are you?” As Suzie listened, her face dropped. “Oh my!” she said. “We’ll get out there as soon as we can.” She ended the call and pocketed the phone. Timmy watched his mother, wondering what made her sad. “Mom, what’s wrong?” “That was Aunt Janie. Grandma had to be taken to the hospital. They said she has only a few days left to live.” “We’re going out there?” “As soon as I can get the tickets. I’ll call the school to tell them you’ll be gone for a little while.” “Is Dad going, too?” “I think he will if he can get the time off.” Suzie got the tickets for her and Timmy. John’s boss said he could go out if it was a funeral, ...
For a White Christmas Comedic “journalist” Dunn Lemming went into a laughing fit after saying, “So you want a White Christmas? You’re not getting it this year because POTUS, that Chump, is mad at all of you. He told the Weather Service he didn’t want New York to have a White Christmas.” Waving her hand over the socially-distanced crowd, Rep. Allie Oakland-Curtis cried out, “All of you out there, you’re not getting a White Christmas this year.” She stretched her hand out, palm up, and looked at the sky as though expecting something. “See, no snow.” Lowering her gaze, her eyes swept the audience. “Wanta know why? I’ll tell you why. That man in the White House, that Chump, he had the Weather Service stop all snow until after New Year’s so we won’t have a White Christmas. He’s punishing us for electing Harris - I mean Biden (well, what’s the difference?). It’s time we let them know that we’re the ones who are mad, really mad!” That night and the following day,...
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